"what’s the worst that could happen? I’ll be TOO cool?" I say as I strap the rocket blasters to my heelys
A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN
yes hello i am here to learn geometries
That crow is more prepared than some of my students.
You’ve all just like, completely skipped over the possibility that this crow has seen people using pens in this room, found one, and is trying to return it. There’s been videos of crows picking up sweet wrappers and stuff and placing them in bins after seeing humans put their litter in bins. I really do believe that this crow is trying to return the pen and that is ADORABLE AS HELL.
THEY’RE STANDING IN A RAINBOW COLOUR ORDER
And some are even interracial!
Let’s take this
and put it in
yes??? Nintendo, are you taking notes?
Real life. The concept you’re thinking of is going outside.
yeah ok buddy I’m just gonna step outside and go talk to my neighbour the talking cat. the fuck kind of real life are you living?
who the fuck funded this study you can find this out by spending 5 minutes in a sauna
YOU SPEND 5 MINUTES IN THE SAUNA WITH A FUCKING BEAR???
people get so unnecessarily heated when they can’t definitively tell if a person is male or female. same with ~racially ambiguous~ people. they get so frustrated like “what are they???” like chill homie it’s none of your business what’s your obsession with compartmentalizing people
this is it. this is the headline that makes being an american worth it.
going back to school